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Indian sardars Fun time
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Indian sardars Fun time
by SOMU Thu Oct 27, 2011 6:05 am
Sardar : My mobile bill how much?
Call Centre Girl : Sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Sardar : Stupid, not CURRENT BILL MY MOBILE BILL.
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Friend : I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar : Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
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Teacher : Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar : ZEBRA
Teacher : How?
Sardar : Bcoz it is Black & White
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Judge : Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court..
Sardar to judge : U R coming daily, don't U have shame?
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Question : "Should Women have Children after 35?"
Smart Sardar Replied : "No!
35 Children R More than Enough!!"
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Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager : Do U know MS Office?
Sardar : If U give me the address I will go there sir.
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Sardar got a sms from his girl friend: "I MISS YOU"
Sardarji replied: "I Mr YOU" !!.
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *
After finishing MBBS Sardar started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient's
Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finallly Said:
"Torch is okay"
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Sardar1: Oye, what will happen if electricity is not discovered?
Sardar2: Nothing, we must watch TV in candle light.
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Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .... While its landing he shouted: " Bombay
... Bombay "
Air hostess said : "B silent."
Sardar : "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"
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Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...! !!
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Sir : What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar : Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE
Call Centre Girl : Sir, just dial 123to know current bill status
Sardar : Stupid, not CURRENT BILL MY MOBILE BILL.
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ***
Friend : I got a brand new Ford IKON for my wife!
Sardar : Wow!!! That's an unbelievable exchange offer!!!
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* ***
Teacher : Which is the oldest animal in world?
Sardar : ZEBRA
Teacher : How?
Sardar : Bcoz it is Black & White
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* **
Judge : Don't U have shame? It is d 3rd time U R coming to court..
Sardar to judge : U R coming daily, don't U have shame?
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* **
Question : "Should Women have Children after 35?"
Smart Sardar Replied : "No!
35 Children R More than Enough!!"
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* **
Sardar attending an interview in Software Company.
Manager : Do U know MS Office?
Sardar : If U give me the address I will go there sir.
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *
Sardar got a sms from his girl friend: "I MISS YOU"
Sardarji replied: "I Mr YOU" !!.
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *
After finishing MBBS Sardar started his practice. He Checked 1st Patient's
Eyes, Tongue & Ears By Torch & Finallly Said:
"Torch is okay"
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *
Sardar1: Oye, what will happen if electricity is not discovered?
Sardar2: Nothing, we must watch TV in candle light.
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *
Sardar in airplane going 2 Bombay .... While its landing he shouted: " Bombay
... Bombay "
Air hostess said : "B silent."
Sardar : "Ok.. Ombay. Ombay"
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* *
Teacher: "What is common between JESUS, KRISHNA , RAM, GANDHI and BUDHA?"
Sardar: "All are born on government holidays...! !!
************ ********* ********* ********* ********* ********* **
Sir : What is difference between Orange and Apple?
Sardar : Color of Orange is orange, but color of Apple is not APPLE
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Re: Indian sardars Fun time
by Anita Thu Oct 27, 2011 11:24 pm
Ha ha ha ha! Funny jokes! 
Are the Sardars the targetted community for jokes in India, just like the Pastusos here in Colombia, or the Blondes in the American culture?
He he!
And I'm so glad electricity was discovered!
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Re: Indian sardars Fun time
by SOMU Fri Oct 28, 2011 7:35 am
Actually sardars are very brave and hard working community of india. But the problem is sardars got angry Suddenly. They are doing wonders everywhere but some are very cunning.
In India all love to tease a sardar as instantly they got angry and start swearing on you. So a lot of joke about sardars in India.
Its a true story , a joke so much popular sardars instantly get angry without telling him the joke.
Just at 12 pm exactly
ask a sardar what is the time now brother. You will not get a chance to escape,
In India all love to tease a sardar as instantly they got angry and start swearing on you. So a lot of joke about sardars in India.
Its a true story , a joke so much popular sardars instantly get angry without telling him the joke.
Just at 12 pm exactly
ask a sardar what is the time now brother. You will not get a chance to escape,
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Re: Indian sardars Fun time
by Misor Fri Oct 28, 2011 10:13 am
So good. Makes me rolling on the floor laughing as some say 
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