I'm playful today!...
So here's the idea of the game...

1) Someone will write something bad that happened to them (real or imaginary, it doesn't matter...)

2) You'll assume responsibly for that thing (with an "I'm sorry", hence the title) and then you'll explain why you did it (hopefully with something funny).

3) Then you'll write something bad (real or imaginary).

Example:

Me: My friend ate the last piece of pizza.

Next poster: I'm sorry I ate the last slice, I was storing it up to give to a hundred orphans so they can live another year.
My knee hurts

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The idea is to put something that stresses you out and then the next person should make it seem alright. Suddenly your stress is gone.
Let's see if you're good at making up excuses.

I'll start.

I have to do a gross pile of dishes today.

I'm sorry but I know you are a nice cook.

I'm very tired today.

Well, I apologise as you taught me taekwondo for 24 hours, but I'm sure it's much better than sitting in an office!

I have to stay up tonight!

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I´m sorry for my writing is little...

Don't worry!

Remember: make sure your 'Sorry' sentence justifies the very last sentence in a creative way. So I'm going to post the very last sentence:

I have to stay up tonight!

(which is true! )

I'm sorry but the party starts at midnight.

I have to go running today.

Sure! But you'll forgive me as I called you just 10 minutes ago and asked you to pick me up at the airport!!!

Gee! I put on weight this year!

I'm sorry for giving you too many chocolates, it was just to make you happier everyday.

Son of Jesus, I have to start the essay for tomorrow and I can't stop surfing this forum (and the internet)

He he! I'm sorry for distracting you, as I'm saving your life. 9 out of 10 people who write essays die once in their lives.

I've run out of money!

I'm sorry I borrowed all your money in order to feed my 9 babies and my 19 dogs.

I have a terrible headache.

I'm sorry, I couldn't help playing my Disney Club music collection out loud!


I have no friends to go out this weekend!

I'm sorry I haven't show up before, now I'm here

I'm sorry next sunday I'll be in a birthday meeting

Don't you like birthday parties?
Well, I'm really sorry I made you attend my aunty's 95th party, but you'll see it rock!


I left my keys inside home!

I'm really sorry for distracting you while getting ready to go out. I promise I'll keep a copy of your keys just in case :p Ho Ho Ho!

I forgot to make my sentece.

Hope so! He he he!

Time for your sentence, Jose!

It's done!

I forgot to make my sentence

I'm sorry, I took your keyboard while you were surfing the forum in order to play Guitar Hero. I'll return the remains of your keyboard when I find the space key.


My computer's got a damn virus!!

I'm sorry, the virus executed while I was watching pirate films on your computer.

I failed Algebra I this semester!

I'm sorry for explaining the things you didn't need and worsen it confusing you.

I lost six thousand Pesitos

I'm sorry, I took them to buy a Twilight poster (sick!)


I couldn't get the scholarship!

I'm sorry I called Cambridge University and tell you're insane and it's been in treatment, just because I didn't want you to leave.

I couldn't get the Job I had applied for

I'm sorry, I was the other candidate and I got the job by faking my CV.

(For real, didn't you get the job?)

I lost my best friend

Yeah! They didn't call me for the individual interview

I'm sorry I made up some affairs and you argued, is my fault.

I forgot my wallet in your apartment

I'm sorry, I hid your wallet so that you had to come back to my flat and wash the dishes.

I ate dog food!

I'm Sorry that I did the doog food in the normal refriegarator.

I drank more than 5 cups of coffee today.